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Day before Valentine’s Day and I am buried in Kosmic Kween Rose Eleganza… I’m serving up some smooth but bumpy, gorgeous but not, rested but tired, face tuned but natural, no filter but a little adjustment, soft as a baby butt however a little rough to the touch skin, with a slightly sultry eye that is more like a failed smize, surround by my gurls as if I was @rupaulofficial surrounded by all of the contestants that have been on drag race through out the years in a group photo where none of these bitches can out do me except @violetchachki cause even though I hate to admit it the bitch is bomb AF kind of realness… #getbacktowork #iamworking #blogging #curatedlife #fakeittillyoumakeit #influencer #noyournot #dontcomeforme #betterlucknexttime #happyvalentinesday #ihopeyouareoneoftheluckyonesgettingabloomandplumearrangement #misskosmickween #naturalopulence #roses #rosebud #showme #pushit #whaaat #justsayin #backtoblack #backtoback #backto #workworkworkworkwork (at Bloom & Plume)
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Tae Amo Treeberg is looking Bomb As Fuck (the AF didn’t work for this level of gorgeousness) serving up a fierce dose of fresh flowers as ornaments cause I’m a boss ass bitch bitch bitchbitch bitch bitch bitch , but don’t put any red on my Christmas tree cause I am Jewish and I don’t play that shit, keep it pink, keep it chic, and a little opulent to make sure these hoes are gagging, but not to much because I don’t want to be responsible for the medical bills of anybody choking and gagging on my eleganza #aintnobodygottimeforthat and I am a lady of refinement and good taste who wears no make up cause I’m natural #girlplease , ok a little nude gloss matte lip and a little filler every 6 months but that it #dontcomeforme , a bunch of fine jewelry trinket earrings going up my ear, and a major blowout cause no lady is sure at night kind of realness. And don’t you even think about turning them damn Christmas lights on until 7pm, ain’t gonna run my light bill up with that Tom foolery…. #Wellokthen #getitgirl #bitchimightbe #liveyourlife #doyou #iseeyou #letthelorduseyou #politicallyincorrect #mybad #sorrynotsorry #hymlickmanuver #safetyfirst #holidaymagic #blackmagic #flowermagic #jewmagic #EJmagic #lilmagic #randommagic #yougotmail #90smagic
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Mother Wilson from the senior usher board handed me her harvest day couture, It’s not Sunday but I need to make sure the lord can see my praise so that he/she knows where to send them blessings cause not only can the lord see me in this hat it has GPS to guarantee the location kind of realness. Mother Wilson was not feeling my harvest day festival costume she said it was inappropriate for the house of god. I was like first of all my body is a temple which is enough, second of all your St. John gold lurex, cashmere blended, burgundy flower embroidered, knitted blinged out suit with this hat don’t look like it’s from the Bible either, and third of all my simple costume as the Prodigal son as the Emperor in the Emperors new cloths, who saw the light after trying to go Netflix and chill with his girl Rupunzel but she was being shady because she had just got her hair laid by @tokyostylez and was not about to let him scalp her by trying to climb up her 210” of virgin Indian hair with his big 210lb ass which to be honest was a dumb ass idea in the first place, so he said fuck it I’ll take the stairs but there were just to damn many of them so he just gave up and decided to be sleeping beauty cause ah bitch is tired and wait for a sexy prince to stumble up in him I mean on him and wake him up with a “kiss” if you know what I mean and they would live happily ever after in the woods of Narnia is totally a biblical costume, and fourth of all everyone loves a costume that needs a major explanation that you can’t hear at a loud ass party soooo, talk to the hand cause my face don’t understand… Mother Wilson was still not having it and simply said “Baby you can keep my $350 hat with the built in GPS cause I think you need it more than me, I’m gonna just hand you over to jesus… #beblessed #getintoit #imalreadyachildofgod #respectmyartisticinterpretation #respectyourelders #dontcomeforme #unlessisendforyou #showmesomerespect #petty #tickfortack #icanseethat #pittypat #dontcomeback #getout #howboutthat (at Bloom & Plume)
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