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@Commie Pinko Fag

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 16:48:30

DAMN YOU, CHARA! UPDATE

Chapter 29 - Courage

“-Do it.

-PRINCESS,ARE YOU SURE?

-Yes, do it.

-BUT WHAT IF IT GOES BAD??

-Sans, just go ahead and do it”

A Frans chapter in a Papara fic? Yeah, we got it! Underswap Frans for whoever is into it, you’re very much welcome.

(Despite my obvious attempt of clickbaiting you up there, THIS chapter is SFW)

(but the rest of the fic is certainly not)

Damn you, Chara! - monster_loverr - Undertale (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

#damn you chara #underswap #papara #double entendre #they only kissed once and theyre not like chara or papyrus #so theyre absolutely not there yet #have patience with the innocent beans

@monster-loverr

Sun, 08 May 2022 18:00:06

imperialgoogie:

mid-centurylove:
Feeling fagged? 1950
Who’s going to feel fagged with that horrendous face on their cup?

Just a little reminder that the meaning of words in “American” are sometime just a little bit different from our other English-speaking cousins.
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@KoHoSo on Tumblr

Wed, 29 Jan 2014 02:00:28

This isn’t a joke but it’s definitely funny!

Here’s something fun for you from my part of the world: an old Lincolnshire sheep counting system (derived from the Celtic language): Yan tan tethera pethera pimp, sethera lethera hovera covera dik! (the numbers 1-10)

It goes on: yan-a-dik, tan-a-dik, tethera-dik, pethera-dik, bumfit; yan-a-bumfit, tan-a-bumfit, tethera-bumfit, pethera-bumfit, figgot.

Don’t try counting sheep to get to sleep using this unless the plan is to wear yourself out laughing!

#lincolnshire sheep counting #double entendre #yes this is a real thing #different counties have variations #from old celtic

@zebrasbazaar

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 05:10:23

This came up on autoplay, bringing back memories. B should totally cover this hahaha ;)

So many double entendres

…I wanna know just what to do
Is it very big is there room for two?
I’ve got a house with windows and doors
I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours
Gotta let me in (hey hey hey)
Let the fun begin (yeaaah)
I’m the wolf today (hey hey hey)
I’ll huff I’ll puff
I’ll huff I’ll puff I’ll blow you away
… Do you play with the girls, play with the boys?
Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys?

Speaking of naughty bubblegum pop, now I’m reminded of this song

I’d be quoting pretty much the whole song if I went into the sexual references, so will let the song sing for itself. So obvious they’re single entendres so to speak.

On a serious note, b4-4 was a Canadian band so B prob didn’t hear this one, although even though it’s cheesy, I bet he’d get a kick out of it, and I bet he heard C’est La Vie (by an Irish group) because it was famous in the states too.