#dracula au

Dracula AU where everyone is already a vampire. Jonathan is hesitant to accept the crucifix because not only is he hardcore Anglican, he’s a vampire. He’s very weirded out by Dracula’s obvious vampireness, but he figures that the old man is just overly enthusiastic about British culture.

Dracula was determined to move to England so he could kill and eat so many people, but it turns out that everyone in England is already dead, and they’ve already figured out vegan options for vampirism, so they all shame him off the island.