When the Swan still fits, you rock it on Oscar night.

King & Queen Shit

Wonderful collaboration with @amuseoffyre

Read fic - Bit of a Clothes Horse

One of them – the good ones – dropped down and Ed made a small sound as his whole fucking leg was lifted from both thigh and solid ground and his fingers grabbed instinctively at Stede’s hair. And fucking hell, Stede didn’t help, smoothing his hand from ankle to thigh, folding Ed’s leg up to prop against his own upraised one. All it would take was an unexpected swell to take his balance from him and their fucking thighs would be sliding together, nothing but silk between them.

And Stede just smiled up at him as if this was what he did every day. “To get around the knee,” he explained, brushing the long floppy shirt to fall between Ed’s legs out of the way.

I’m a naughty schoolgirl! I’ll do anything for good grades

Went to a circus-themed kinky party last night as a tightrope walker. I must have been infected by the daredevil spirit of the profession because I thought it was a good idea to get sassy.

I didn’t fall off the rope but I did get spanked, slapped, and even backhanded by a mean man.

Have a Haunting Halloween!

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Snow day :) #tail

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