#dw read
me cleaning the apartment after living in filth for ninety years
Did anyone else notice that D.W. mentions Aunt Lucy, but she later talks about “when Cousin Lucy got married”?
Lucy’s their aunt…AND their cousin?
banjos intensify
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Meditations on Turning Five
By D.W. Read, shamelessly ripped off from Lisa Simpson
I had a frozen snowball.
It’s gone! It’s gone!
Buster said aliens took it.
He’s wrong! He’s wrong!
Where, oh, where did my snowball go?
Why did Arthur take it? That’s what I wanna know!
Did Mrs. Read really need to put D.W.’s stuffed animals in the trash bag for weeks?
They weren’t living creatures with blood supplies, so the lice wouldn’t survive more than a few hours, right?
Also, we never find out if D.W. got them back!
Don’t you love it when one of your favourite TV shows gets to do a time jump and than it reveals that the TV show is just the story the main character writes?
Marc Brown with the voices of Arthur, D.W., Mrs. Read, Francine, Muffy, Prunella, Brain, and Mr. Ratburn.
Circa 1996.
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there’s no joke here, I just wanted to mention how much I want those smiley face pillow cases.
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I want to have this printed out on little note cards so I can hand them out to all the fuck faces who are constantly in my way
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