#dwarf bread

thyrell:

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That things has more energy density than uranium

cain killed abel with that

Thank you Baking Tumblr. I needed this.

“But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No-one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you’d rather eat. Your boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.”

Terry Pratchett - Witches Abroad

“A dwarf can go hundreds of miles with a cake like this in his pack, “ Carrot went on.

Guards! Guards! Page 290

Carrot gets a treat to share with his colleagues from his mother, Dwarf Bread!

And so begins one of the greatest running gags in all of Discworld.

It’s fun contrasting Carrot’s excitement with the other’s horror.