#early modern england

There’s nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute. 

Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise?

Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.

Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not
good. 

Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?

I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen
automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I
am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely
say, I care. 

One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.

He’s a life ruiner. He ruins people’s lives.

Too gay to function? That’s only okay when I say it!

Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! 

Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch. 

This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent, Thank You. 

“Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?”
“Your mom’s chest hair!”

So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us. 

My grandma takes her wig off when she’s drunk. 

Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.