#wolf hall
OTD May 19th 1536, Anne Boleyn is beheaded by a French Swordsman at the Tower of London after being found guilty of adultery, incest and treason. Her body lies in the Chapel of St Peter Ad Vincula - may she rest in peace
JackLowden by Charlie Gray for The Gentleman’s Journal
If you’re not watching WOLF HALL, you should be, and here’s why: Mark Rylance as Thomas Cromwell is the Supreme Ruler of Giving Absolutely Zero Fucks and you could learn so much from him.
Ithought I gave zero fucks.
After watching WOLF HALL, I realize I was wrong. I was SO goddamn wrong. I’ve been giving way too many fucks.
We are all but squires.
And Mark Rylance is William fucking Marshal.
Here he is, failing to find any fucks after doing a quick scan of the floor.
Sassmaster Cromwell, First of His Name, Father of Being 100% Done.
“What’s in this leather satchel? Oh, just my PhD in Giving Zero Fucks.”
Just doing a cursory check of His Majesty’s brocade vest to see if he left any fucks in there (he didn’t).
Looking directly into camera, attempting to locate any fucks a la Jim Halpert.
Trying, and failing, to find even one single fuck to give.
Foreground there just insulted him and he’s just like, “Bruh. You have no chill.”
“You were looking for someone who gave a fuck?”
The other dudes are giving all their available fucks away like candy on Halloween; meanwhile Cromwell’s all, “When will my fucks return from the war?”
“These are the books where I record all the fucks I give. They’re empty, FYI.”
Bonus Cromwell:
Were you also maybe looking for swagger? Well, you fucking found it here too.
Anne Boleyn over the years
(1933 - 2021)
Wolf Hall cover design! Are you team Thomas or Thomas?
Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise?
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There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.
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Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not
good.
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I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen
automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I
am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely
say, I care.
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