#eli mailman

Do not hug Eli Maiman. His soul is so pure he will send you straight to heaven with a single touch.

Walk The Moon is not actually a band, but in fact a cover for the secret and underground NASA project to get back at Russia by forming a colony on the great star us earthlings know as the moon.

Eli’s chubby cherub face comes from the fact that he is an actual angel.

Despite their tireless claims, no member of Walk The Moon can actually lift a car up all by themselves

Eli Maiman’s real last name is Mailman, but he doesn’t like to talk about his humble beginnings as a postal worker.