#elze rambles
ye olde fursona?
@c9-smoothie the saga continues. I’m pretty sure there’s an etruscan fresco of some people having a threesome with a bull out there too but there are things even I won’t google.
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You are, I believe, thinking of The Tomb of the Bulls in Tarquinia. The full frescoed wall in question:
And what’s above Door #1?
Difficult to make out, but we have a bull lying in a field, while next to him, three people are boning! Hooray threesomes! A lovely day for it.
But what’s above Door #2?
Two dudes boning in the field while a bull with a human face and a beard charges at them! Judging by this bull’s rampant erection, he wants in. Or maybe he just gets excited by the idea of trampling people. I’m not here to kinkshame ancient human-faced bulls.
The Etruscans are, hands down, my favorite ancient civilization. Because if you’re going to be dead, you might as well get to look at porn for all eternity.
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