#not victorian
gonna be catching up on asks for the next hour or so. if you want to ask a question and get a response in a shorter time frame than six months, now’s your chance
fluffyballofdeath said: Everything you post is cute and/or hilariously awkward, and that’s the best kind of both sex and porn in my opinion. I also like imagining the models trying to keep still for the long exposure with their silly hats and legs in the air…
I <3 you
sometimes I stalk my followers and I’m constantly blown away by how attractive and intelligent y'all you seem to be.
Like, half of my followers are other porn blogs, and that I get, but the rest of you either look like models or write really philosophical shit, why are you following a blog devoted to ranting about the terrible sets in antique erotica?
Friendly reminder that you are worthy and you are enough, just how you are.
AS ADVERTISED.
OH my god that is so cute…but…I have no words
Awwwwww.
Well, now….
OMG SO CUTE
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirmordispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.
Yes please
Someone To Talk To, Online Therapy, Free Active Listening - 7 Cups of Tea
7 Cups of Tea connects you to free active listeners, counselors online, and online therapy. Speak anonymously with a trained, compassionate person when you need someone to talk to.I just got off the site. I had a massive anxiety attack and I remember seeing chesca’s facebook post last night and since imalive.org was busy they suggested this page and I got help. The listener was super helpful and you never know when you might need help.
This was the second time I’ve had an attack in my life and it was definitely more intense and I’m really glad there are resources like this to help out in times of need. Thank God for the internet.
So don’t be afraid to share, you never know who you end up helping.
Every time I’ve posted porn over the last week or so, I’ve lost at least one follower…
And it’s like…that’s what I’m here for. To post porn.
Did…did you forget you were following a porn blog? Why were you even here?
My mom’s husband: Everyone in the past was so proper.
Me:
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Oh, history. <3 <3 <3
Back from the ER. Dilaudid is the best invention since antibiotics. Both of which I am on. Also steroids.
Whee drugs.
DRUGS Y'ALL.
Hi gang,
There’s over 6,000 of you now. How many are pornbots, I don’t know, but I know a bunch are real actual people.
I’ve been running this place since 2012. I’m glad my inane commentary on socks and dumb hats and terrible wallpaper has brought joy to you. This blog has been with me through college, grad school, the demise of a 7 year relationship, and the start of a new one (hi sweetie!). It has brought me friends and kept me company.
I don’t know what’s going to happen to TNV. I would like to think that because this is a collection of historical interest providing commentary, analysis, and education to the adult public, that we would escape the purge buuuut…well. In my real life I’m a librarian and I know too much about how corporations use algorithms to have any real hope.
As a librarian I am also incandescent with rage about this act of censorship. Despite its iffy usability, the artistic, fandom, and sex work communities on tumblr managed to flourish. The fact they are just going to shut down anything perceived by an algorithm to be adult content despite being an app explicitly for adults is frankly an injustice. But corporations have never cared about justice or people, so…I’m angry as hell, but I’m not surprised.
Anyway. Due to the nature of this content, I can’t move it to instagram, facebook, or twitter. I’m most likely going to back it up to a Wordpress. I’ll let you all know when it’s up.
I will be here as long as they let me. My personal tumblr (and my Archive Of Our Own handle) is @elzebrook, so follow me there for updates if this one gets axed. It’s largely fan content and animal pictures.
I try to keep my other social media streams separate from this one, but I do have a twitter and an insta and if you want them, feel free to message me–with the understanding that I may not give them to you because I am a capricious kind of elf.