#embarrassing predicament
yall really love my other boat pics so i got this for u
he/him
A jolly rogered EB cabin boy if ever there was one! Avast!
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#petanque
@hot-sportsmen
“Ok - so we ecaped… whateverthat was… now what?”
“I mean aside from the obvious… you gonna tell us what these things are we stole on the way out…?”
“I dunno they just… looked important - maybe we can sell ‘em?”
“Great, so we’re in the middle of nowhere, starkers and carrying around a bunch of random sci-fi spheres for apprently no reason other than we can maybe trade them in for a pair of pants - genius!”
“Buddy, if you got a better plan right now… go right ahead…”
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“GEEEZ! D-DON’T YOU GUYS KNOCK???”
“See? I told you, the little dweeb just stares at that screen all day, jerking off like some sort of pervert!”
“That is gross, its a good thing you’ve decided to do something about it - no step-brother of mine would be allowed to pull this kind of shit…
“H-HEY! GET OUT OF HERE, ITS MY ROOM I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT!”
“I’m glad you feel that way, because we’ve been thinking its about time for some seriousattitude adjustments around here, starting with your jerk off privilages…”
“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU WEIRDO, LEAVE ME ALONE…”
“So, If you don’t want mom and dad knowing what you get up to in here, you’re going to follow us to my room where we are going to do WHATEVER we want with you…”
“Ooh, lets start by locking that pathetic cock of his up, maybe help him focus on what’s important…”
“GET OUT!!”
“Oh we will, come as you are when you’re ready to play, but don’t forget to knockfirst…”
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Too perfect not to be included here - even the most famous faces get embarrassed from time to time!
That embarrassing moment when you realise you’re too drunk to remember where you hurled your underwear before you went for your impromptu skinny dip… come to think of it, you can’t even remember what you did with your room key… or what number room you are even in for that matter… wait, are you even staying at this hotel? Ohhh fuck this new year is already getting off to an interesting start…
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