#nowhere to hide
Fernando Lindez by Jaime Huidobro – ODDA Magazine #20
“…and what do you feel you can bring to the role…?”
“Well as i’ve already demonstrated I’m very open and honest, what you see is what you get - I’ve nothing to hide…
"Try that again with your legs uncrossedthis time…”
“Haha, you’ve got me there I suppose…”
“Not yet, but your prospects are certainly looking up…”
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A fan submission, with a story prompt (the last line of the story) and it follows on from a previous post, where this embarrassed boy has found himself caught in a most embarrassing situation…
“What the fuck! Hey guys, look what I found!”
The inevitable had happened. He was mortified. He tried to hide his face, to hide his shame, but it was no good…
“Hey - peek-a-boo asshole, we seeyou!” He was so embarrassed, he didn’t know what to do…
“Haha - not much of a hide-and seek champion is he? What you doing here all naked like that little buddy?”
“Eww, he’s got a little boy boner! Is he getting off on this?”
“Explain yourself asshole - is this turning you on - getting caught?”
“He doesn’t say much does he?”
“Maybe he’d like another go?”
“Would you like that perv boy? Try to escape, have us catch you whacking off again?”
“Oh my god, his dicklett is actually drooling at the prospect!”
“Let’s play hide and seek, shall we?”
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Fan submission, caption by me:
Well, this was a fine predicament he’d gotten himself into! Stark naked, his pasty white tan lines visible for all to see, trussed up with impossible knots and lost in a stranger’s vast holiday villa, trying to slip away quietly without waking any of the lecherous locals who’d persuaded him back to their place with promises of sex and sangria - he’d only been in this paradise for 2 nights and already this was turning into the holiday from hell!
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“GEEEZ! D-DON’T YOU GUYS KNOCK???”
“See? I told you, the little dweeb just stares at that screen all day, jerking off like some sort of pervert!”
“That is gross, its a good thing you’ve decided to do something about it - no step-brother of mine would be allowed to pull this kind of shit…
“H-HEY! GET OUT OF HERE, ITS MY ROOM I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT!”
“I’m glad you feel that way, because we’ve been thinking its about time for some seriousattitude adjustments around here, starting with your jerk off privilages…”
“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU WEIRDO, LEAVE ME ALONE…”
“So, If you don’t want mom and dad knowing what you get up to in here, you’re going to follow us to my room where we are going to do WHATEVER we want with you…”
“Ooh, lets start by locking that pathetic cock of his up, maybe help him focus on what’s important…”
“GET OUT!!”
“Oh we will, come as you are when you’re ready to play, but don’t forget to knockfirst…”
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They told him to wait.
So he waited.
And waited.
And waited.
Others came and went.
Still he waited.
He tried to ask somebody about the delay, but before he could get his question out he was simply told “wait.”
He tried to leave, get changed, but again he was told “wait”
Any sensible person would have complained, stormed off, demanded to speak to whoever was in charge. For some reason, he couldnt really explain why, he didn’t.
He waited.
A nagging feeling told him he was going to be waiting like this for a long time yet…
Scene courtesy of sweedish film “About a Young Man”, suggested by a fan.
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A medley of embarrassed boys showing everyone just how much they enjoy wearing their form fitting lycra…
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If you have ever gone to Gran Canaria and the gay nudist beach you will know there is a beach bar. My boyfriend asked me to go to the bar and get two beers and I couldn’t be bothered to dress so went naked. I got my two beers and started to walk back with one in each hand, but halfway back I met two friends from my work back home that I didn’t know we’re out on holiday too, one of who I really, really found the sexiest guy alive. They were dressed and I was naked, holding two full plastic cups of beer and no way to cover myself. The guy I fancied kept on looking down at my dick, actually they both did, and that started me getting turned on. Before their eyes I started to poke upward, and the more they stared the harder I got so I ended up throbbing with a full hardon. Now Back home every time we pass in the corridor he gives me a wink and looks down at my bulge! (Jamie, unabridged by LOS)
Thank you for your story Jamie - I would have liked to see that too :)
I think we all would! ;) Do you have an embarrassing story you’d like to share? Submit!
That embarrassing moment when you realise you’re too drunk to remember where you hurled your underwear before you went for your impromptu skinny dip… come to think of it, you can’t even remember what you did with your room key… or what number room you are even in for that matter… wait, are you even staying at this hotel? Ohhh fuck this new year is already getting off to an interesting start…
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The only thing worse than being asked if you have your period when you’re overreacting is actuallyhaving your period when someone asks.
There’s nowhere to hide.
There is surprisingly little to enter, in this immense bright smoky landscape, and what she wants—someplace private, silent, where she can read, where she can think— is not readily available. If she goes to a store or restaurant, she’ll have to perform—she’ll have to pretend to need or want something that does not, in any way, interest her. She’ll have to move in an orderly fashion; she’ll have to examine merchandise and refuse offers of help, or she’ll have to sit at a table, order something, consume it, and leave. If she simply parks her car somewhere and sits there, a woman alone, she’ll be vulnerable to criminals and to those who’ll try to protect her from criminals. She’ll be too exposed; she’ll look too peculiar. Even a library would be too public, as would a park.
Michael Cunningham, from ‘The Hours’
