#emotionally enlightened

i just came to the realization that i am not the totally empathetic person that i thought i was. i just snooped around some tags where quote, unquote, “neurodivergent” people vent about their problems, and just kind of have this big community. i was really pissed at the people talking about their problems and expecting others to care, but then i realized: the reason why i’m annoyed is because i can’t relate. i only have my mind, so the “slap you in the face with reality” advice that i give may not work for everyone. i haven’t faced what i would call depression in a year when i ripped out my hair and cut myself (smooth move, me. smooth move). so, yep. i’m emotionally enlightened. i’m an angel. call me your neurotypical senpai. i will save you from your dark pits of hair pulling and cutting. or something. am i being offensive? hehe, i wanna brag about this. i am now a self-diagnosed neurotypical.

and a self-diagnosed dick.