#eod spoilers
So… Gritlock Rimstone and Rogan, yes?
“There was a glint in Rogan’s eyes. It happened in an instant - then vanished. Heart pounding, Gritlock glanced away, meekly. Rohan approached, and ever so gently, guided the charr’s face so their eyes met.”
Good to know someone as important as Snargle is shipping two very NOT FICTIVE characters. Hah.
commander at the dmv what crimes will they commit
“Name,” said the clerk, with the drollness of someone who had been forced to say the same thing far too many times.
Dutifully, they gave her their name.
“Species.”
They opened their mouth. Closed it. “Sylvari?” they offered weakly. “Do you know what that–”
The clerk didn’t bat an eye. “Reason for travel.”
end of dragons spoilers (first instance) /
Can we talk about how much fun Aurene was having destroying airships when we fought the aetherblade fleet. Saying stuff like “she thinks I’m your pet!” while chuckling as she obliterates another 5 people at once. Aurene was like “ok I regret not getting involved in icebrood saga” and immediately was ready to kill and I think that’s very funny.
oh my goddddd in blishhud there’s an addon that lets you leave fromsoft style floor messages and arborstone is a MESS
hello??
it is darkly funny when horrific void events happen in new kaineng feet away from where you’re trying to fish. it’s like yes ma'am i’m sorry your organs have been teleported out of your body but i’m wearing the angler hat. what do you want me to do. i can reel them back in but that’s about it
now that arborstone is the focal point for story segments moving forward a la eye of the north i hope they do stuff with the club canach stage come season 6. canthan poetry readings. rytlock’s abysmal stand-up set. phlunt’s night.
you know if you told me going into end of dragons that snargle goldclaw was going to be one of the most well-rounded, developed characters in the entire game i don’t think i would have believed you. and yet
FINALLY BEAT DRAGON’S END
TURTLE TIME BAYBEEEEEEEE
sigma grindset ‘rich idiot in a suit’ canach is far and away the best thing to come out of this xpac he haunts my dreams
Would kill to even have a glimpse of Prison Yard struggles with Gorrik, just five minutes
I want inmates terrified of the shark rat who’s threatening to stab them
But I also want them realising he’s not gonna do that, and then having to deal with one of these;
- fuck off tall tattooed norn who’s got animal teeth when they grin
- warrior cat who’s just been handed 10-12 squeaky toys
- fungus whos fought god and won
- angrier shark rat
- just a dude but somethings off
And being utterly terrified of the Commander
Ir the complete opposite and no ones scared of the dragon slayer and everyones scared of Gorrik
Gorrik talking us while we were unconscious is sad and adorable but also, man that must’ve been lonely. A week in jail, with your only friend, the friend who’s meant to be the one protecting you, being unconscious and vulnerable
Did he ever sit next to us and just listen, tell us we were gonna get home soon, talk to us about how worried everyone was gonna be - Taimi is gonna have his ears! - and just… whisper that we can take as long as we need, as long as we get back up, that he’ll keep an eye on things, keep us safe like we do everyone else
Just imagine
#SAME I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS#eod spoilers#also kudos for anet for coming out swinging for the commander straight out the gate#no waiting for the midway point to kill the comm off (the departing) just straight out the gate first thing first chapter#splattering the commander across a canthan beach like a bug on a windshield @eggsordium
YES - I loved it I took down a whole fleet then go concussed
Like god, no wonder Rama refuses to take us seriously, for the first week we were around him we were probably drooling on ourselves, having to be spoon fed, and had Gorrik mid-nervous breakdown trying to convince everyone we didn’t crash the ship, we wiped out a fleet THEN crashed a ship
As a side note; how tf did we survive for a week, did we just eat magic (makes sense for sylvari I guess), or did Gorrik have to spoon feed us, did a guard have to come in and IV feed us - do they have that. Does Rama have memories of trying to get a semi-conscious concussed commander to eat sensible food cuz honestly, hat off to the man that’s the real final boss
#side side note is there no hp that involve eating something stupid???#cause thats a crime and a half#like have a local claim ‘no one can hold this down’ and the commander strolls up eats it and asks for seconds#and its a repeating hp so every time the comm comes back its something different and its become this hp givers quest to find /somthing/ the#comm cant eat#back to point#watch it be that Gorrik was feeding the commander everything and anything cause hes /heard/ from Tiami that the commander will eat anything#and gorriks requesting all kinds of things to eat and ramas all ??? but does it cause no one knows what gorrik is nor what asura eat so#it might be normal for them#its not until they are catering to taimi that they realise asura dont eat like that#IMAGIN PHLUNT BEING GIVEN A SLIME COVERD RAT TO EAT or something#gw2 spoilers#eod spoilers @writer-ninjapanda16
there is ONE moment in the story were we can choose to have a poisonous meal but I haven’t done that yet and god I can’t wait til Rama and them find out we will just… eat anything we can
AND GOD GORRIK jsut feeding us weird shit - the other prisoners are fascinated and love the three-times-a-day show of ‘will it blend’ but we’re the blender
Two of the guards start bringing in weird shit they find that’s a bit illegal to see if we’ll eat it (we do)
The fact we didn’t Punt Phlunt is a shame. I would throw him in with Li
Gorrik talking us while we were unconscious is sad and adorable but also, man that must’ve been lonely. A week in jail, with your only friend, the friend who’s meant to be the one protecting you, being unconscious and vulnerable
Did he ever sit next to us and just listen, tell us we were gonna get home soon, talk to us about how worried everyone was gonna be - Taimi is gonna have his ears! - and just… whisper that we can take as long as we need, as long as we get back up, that he’ll keep an eye on things, keep us safe like we do everyone else
Just imagine
#SAME I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS#eod spoilers#also kudos for anet for coming out swinging for the commander straight out the gate#no waiting for the midway point to kill the comm off (the departing) just straight out the gate first thing first chapter#splattering the commander across a canthan beach like a bug on a windshield @eggsordium
YES - I loved it I took down a whole fleet then go concussed
Like god, no wonder Rama refuses to take us seriously, for the first week we were around him we were probably drooling on ourselves, having to be spoon fed, and had Gorrik mid-nervous breakdown trying to convince everyone we didn’t crash the ship, we wiped out a fleet THEN crashed a ship
As a side note; how tf did we survive for a week, did we just eat magic (makes sense for sylvari I guess), or did Gorrik have to spoon feed us, did a guard have to come in and IV feed us - do they have that. Does Rama have memories of trying to get a semi-conscious concussed commander to eat sensible food cuz honestly, hat off to the man that’s the real final boss
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Random screens of my Virtuoso Kiran.This is such a fun class to play and I love the look and sound of it. <3
As for Kiran himself I have no proper backstory for him yet but I def wanna RP with him. :D All I have now is that he’s Bi, Single and he has a very calm but reserved personality but also with a touch of mystery to it.
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