#esc2022

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inbirdsandflowersanddragonflies:

What’s the number to vote for Mika?

galacticjonah:

watch out sad polish man!!!

goldenskywalker:

very brave of sweden to stand infront of a literal green screen when the internet exists

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agapantoblu:

We’re rapidly approaching a world were Romania beats Spain at its own language

anyway here’s a clip of the entire Eurovision crowd screaming “pussy!” at the top of their lungs

to be real with an unpopular opinion for a minute, though, i was thoroughly expecting us to get nil points again with whatever bland act du jour we carted off and the sheer fact that we not only got points, but ended second (second!!???!) with a thoroughly humble and kind bloke from essex who looks like a glitter wizard speaks fucking volumes about the kind of country we could be if we just participated as part of a team, and put an end to british exceptionalism and the distance between us and the rest of europe

allthingsgerman:

allthingsgerman:

why

why do we have jury votes again?

I hereby publicly disavow the German jury vote.

Peter Urban has progressed to the acceptance stage of grief about the chances of our entry.

So far no Måns, no Conchita, no Verka. Why. It is tradition.

allthingsgerman:

Ah yes, my favorite part of Eurovision. The interview.

Followed by a ballad. Why Måneskin, last years song was right there.

Ah yes, my favorite part of Eurovision. The interview.

allthingsgerman:

allthingsgerman:

The fun part is over.

War is upon Europe.

I realize now that without context this kinda message coming from an account named allthingsgerman can sound a bit ominous.

allthingsgerman:

“Eine sehr interessante Sängerin aus Serbien”

Is that a promise or a threat? Please don’t have a ballad.

Apparently it was both.

cullenski:

allthingsgerman:

Oh boi, here comes the UK.

Whatever it is, it’s better than the German one :P

Obviously, that should go without saying

Also a song called spaceman but much better.

allthingsgerman:

Sweden, I am disappointed.

Not even fire can make this better. That’s how boring this is.

Sweden, I am disappointed.

itsgiovsstuff:

NUDO CON I BRIVIDI

A VOLTE NON SO ESPRIMERMI

E TI VORREI AMARE, MA SBAGLIO SEMPRE

E TI VORREI RUBARE UN CIELO DI PERLE

E PAGHEREI PER ANDAR VIA

ACCETTEREI ANCHE UNA BUGIA

E TI VORREI AMARE, MA SBAGLIO SEMPRE

E MI VENGONO I BRIVIDI, BRIVIDI, BRIVIDI

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