#every goddamn time
Sat, 21 May 2022 22:58:39
Me: “okay, mason, you’ve missed too many seminars due to mental illness. This half term it’s time to make an effort and force yourself to go to more.”
My (many) alarms that never went off: “nice try, bucko”
My process for writing a sex scene in a fic:
- decide the fic needs a sex scene
- get embarrassed about writing a sex scene
- draw out the lead-in with general character dynamic stuff
- write some of the sex
- interrupt the sex with more awkward and/or funny character dynamic stuff
- write more sex
- realize the scene is already twice as long as anticipated
- decide the fic doesn’t actually need an explicit sex scene
- realize I’ve grown too attached to the character dynamic stuff and don’t want to cut it
- finish writing the sex as succinctly as possible
- enjoy my thrice-as-long-as-anticipated not-super-sexy sex scene
That feeling when you open the oven
meg: okay i gotta like, not be predictable anymore
insane dude who only cares about three people, tops:hi
meg: my precious, my blorbo, my sweet lil meow meow who has done nothing wrong in his life, ever
