#expertbegger

ATTENTION: LOOKING FOR A JOB. WILL WORK FOR  

Skill Set: 

• Periscoping (aka begging) expert 
• Professional climber and jumper
• Snoring champion   
• Friendly door greeter 
• Box chewing artist
• Excellent balancing skills on a hoomin’s back, shoulders and thighs 
  

I have to find a job to pay back all my medical expenses, but will they take bananas as payment? I have had 10 teeth removed in the last three years and am on medication indefinitely. Despite all this, I remain positive, strong, and never give the hoomins a hard time because they never gave up on me. So, anybun hiring???