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Chaldea Pet Headcanons (Dog Edition)

Type: Headcanon

Requested by:Anon

AU:If the Master secretly snuck in their Maltipoodog into Chaldea, and now everyone finds out about it.

ANON, B L E S S. ~ Mod Avenger

  • Okay but, all Cu Chulainns are gonna love that pupper. So much. Lancer Cu carries the pupper around with him, Proto Cu gives the pupper treats, Caster Cu trains it basic commands such as sit and stay, while Bersercu cuddles with the dog if it’s lonely.
  • GAWAIN CUDDLES WITH THE PUPPER AND PLAYS W THE KIDS IF THEY’RE IN. IT’S CANON.
  • Child Servants playing with a smol pupper, giving it baths, snuggle piles, and playing fetch. What’s not to like?
  • Of course, everyone endeavors to keep the puppy away from the science division, due to wires, puppy teething, and maybe un-house-broken habits.
  • This doggo is like, gunna be the most pampered doggo. Gil gives it food (bonus points if it does something disruptive), Ozymandias likes it due to its similarity to a fluffy sphinx, and by the end of the day, everyone’s wondering where the hell did that jewel-encrusted, solid gold collar come from.
  • Jeanne d'Arc is gonna be so smitten with that puppy, and if she coos at it, sometimes her country french slips a bit. Jalter is a bit more hidden, but she’s sweet towards that puppy.
  • After one month, there’s a designated puppy cuddle room where stressed Chaldea staff chill for one hour with coupons.
  • “Andersen, you’ve spent 48 hours in there.” “And I have another 48 coupons, so shut up and take it.”
  • Nero and Cleo making those cute doggie dresses and dressing up the pupper like its a fashion show. Then it turns into a real fashion show on who can make fashionable, coordinating clothes with the pupper dresses.
  • “No, no, that color’s not red.” “Whatsit then?” “The Blood of My Enemies”
  • Basically, all around less Stressed™ Chaldea and more pupper cuddles.

Type: Headcanon
Requested by: anon
Warnings: None
AU: Polyamory

you guys know just who I love ~ Mod Ruler

  • These two… do not work well together. Though it actually works out okay; Gil works too much to piss EMIYA off and they both can be quite complacent in regards to you.
  • These two are very haughty to each other in public, but when it’s just the three of you, they’re quiet and calm, softly complimenting you (EMIYA) or running their hands through your hair (Gil).
  • They are super protective. You want to journey to a Singularity? Well, make sure you wear the Chaldea Combat Uniform, plus this armor we found lying around… what do you mean it’s too heavy?
  • Oh yeah, we know it’s Gawain’s. We have his cape too. Of course he doesn’t know.
  • If they see you injured, they are up in arms faster then you can say “Help”. EMIYA will be the one to pick you up and carry you away, while Gil will be the one wiping out the enemy to make sure no one else hurts you.
  • When you’re recovering, EMIYA is being the overly doting mom while Gil keeps a close eye on you while EMIYA is doing something else. He may work, but he has extremely keen eyes.
  • “No, you cannot get out of bed to get a snack. Archer, get them a snack.”
  • “Bite me.”
  • They still really care about you and love you, though. Even though they can be strict with you and be a bit overbearing, all they want is what’s best for you and it would break their hearts to see you injured.
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