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Holy,,,,shit,,,, thesis wruting,,,, has sapped all of my will to live ( n write) forgive me for these late, late hcs made on moblie anon - Mod Avenger
Easter Egg hunts? Yes. Easter Egg hunts with weirdly-colored (and shaped) eggs which may or may not be eggs from a phoenix or another Phantasmal Beast? YES.
Eggs are hidden in the strangest places. In the Gate of Babylon, under Siegfried’s mane of silver hair, in Romani’s Candy Stash, basically e v e r y w h e r e
Saint Servants hold mass for Catholics and Christian Chaldea staff, and servants, while the others also do their typical Easter / daily things or help prepare for the after party.
Afterparty is a wild ride. The feast included everyone despite race or religion, and it ended up being one big drinking festival/dance off.
Lancelot is now Funkmaster Lance, the Knight of the Dank Moves, Master of Breakdancing. All ladies (and gentlemen) fall before his Funky Dance Moves.
Also, did you think Bedi was a lightweight? No. He isn’t. He stands on equal footing with Drake and Iskandar now, the (mostly unconscious) figures of Tristan and Gawain slumped behind him, as he chugs his 17th pint of beer.
In the food court, there is a legend. The Five Foot Burger, with nothing but meat, and four types of cheese between patties. The legend is demolished by a pack of hungry saber-class servants, most prominently Arturia.
The last event is the Music Grand Competition. For obvious reasons (being nobody wanted to hear them sing) both Nero and Elizabeth are the undefeated Grand Champions. Unsurprisingly, some servants form bands and who knew Siegfried looked good in leather mmhmmmm
AU:If the Master secretly snuck in their Maltipoodog into Chaldea, and now everyone finds out about it.
ANON, B L E S S. ~ Mod Avenger
Okay but, all Cu Chulainns are gonna love that pupper. So much. Lancer Cu carries the pupper around with him, Proto Cu gives the pupper treats, Caster Cu trains it basic commands such as sit and stay, while Bersercu cuddles with the dog if it’s lonely.
GAWAIN CUDDLES WITH THE PUPPER AND PLAYS W THE KIDS IF THEY’RE IN. IT’S CANON.
Child Servants playing with a smol pupper, giving it baths, snuggle piles, and playing fetch. What’s not to like?
Of course, everyone endeavors to keep the puppy away from the science division, due to wires, puppy teething, and maybe un-house-broken habits.
This doggo is like, gunna be the most pampered doggo. Gil gives it food (bonus points if it does something disruptive), Ozymandias likes it due to its similarity to a fluffy sphinx, and by the end of the day, everyone’s wondering where the hell did that jewel-encrusted, solid gold collar come from.
Jeanne d'Arc is gonna be so smitten with that puppy, and if she coos at it, sometimes her country french slips a bit. Jalter is a bit more hidden, but she’s sweet towards that puppy.
After one month, there’s a designated puppy cuddle room where stressed Chaldea staff chill for one hour with coupons.
“Andersen, you’ve spent 48 hours in there.” “And I have another 48 coupons, so shut up and take it.”
Nero and Cleo making those cute doggie dresses and dressing up the pupper like its a fashion show. Then it turns into a real fashion show on who can make fashionable, coordinating clothes with the pupper dresses.
“No, no, that color’s not red.” “Whatsit then?” “The Blood of My Enemies”
Basically, all around less Stressed™ Chaldea and more pupper cuddles.
These two… do not work well together. Though it actually works out okay; Gil works too much to piss EMIYA off and they both can be quite complacent in regards to you.
These two are very haughty to each other in public, but when it’s just the three of you, they’re quiet and calm, softly complimenting you (EMIYA) or running their hands through your hair (Gil).
They are super protective. You want to journey to a Singularity? Well, make sure you wear the Chaldea Combat Uniform, plus this armor we found lying around… what do you mean it’s too heavy?
Oh yeah, we know it’s Gawain’s. We have his cape too. Of course he doesn’t know.
If they see you injured, they are up in arms faster then you can say “Help”. EMIYA will be the one to pick you up and carry you away, while Gil will be the one wiping out the enemy to make sure no one else hurts you.
When you’re recovering, EMIYA is being the overly doting mom while Gil keeps a close eye on you while EMIYA is doing something else. He may work, but he has extremely keen eyes.
“No, you cannot get out of bed to get a snack. Archer, get them a snack.”
“Bite me.”
They still really care about you and love you, though. Even though they can be strict with you and be a bit overbearing, all they want is what’s best for you and it would break their hearts to see you injured.
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