#femdomme

I know how to keep wild animals in cage

This slave left his office duties behind for this next task, and was invited to share a festive meal with Miss North via Skype. From an earlier conversation Miss North discovered that this slave does not like pumpkin pie, or pumpkin anything really. Just before the long weekend, this slave was quite unexpectedly told to pick up a can of pumpkin filling in order to be ready for his next Skype session. When this slave found the appropriate section in the store there were two brands, two different sized cans, one was roughly soup sized while the other was.. tomato paste sized. Without a second thought this slave chose the larger can and made his way home. On the day of T/their session this slave was ordered to save his piss in a cup, then just before this session began, Miss North asked what edibles this slave had around his room, settling on a can of flaked turkey and something called “bacon salt” (horrible spice that is neither bacon-y or salty) In short order, with a deliciously deviant look on Her face, Miss North watched this slave mix all of these ingredients together. 4 cups, or roughly a liter of runny, chunky mush filled the bowl in front of this slave. A strong scent of pumpkin engulfed the room as he sifted through his meal with a fork. Yes a fork, the nickname of littlest hobo is rather fitting :) bite after bite, She smiled and laughed as this slave choked down this runny mess. The strongest flavor was pumpkin of course, in the beginning the chunks of turkey sucked up the urine flavor but even those were overran in short order. When it was half done, Miss North kindly let him off, his belly was full of this slop. What this session taught this slave was that Miss North enjoys giving slaves an opportunity to prove their dedication through a variety of creative methods, and that She will gladly exploit any fears and weaknesses in order to push a slave to discomfort. Perhaps the only honest way to earn trust and loyalty should be through trials that push a person outside of their comfort zone in order to see how they react, to see their true nature. 

Miss North has assured that each session will be more foul than the last, there will be a day in this slaves near future when he longs for the taste of pumpkin in comparison to what lies ahead of him.

A pending task involved purchasing ice cube trays, the bag sits there, haunting his imagination as to what horrible concoction shall fill those trays one day.

The most recent session came with a visit to a hardware store when the dollar store did not have a glue gun. Just like the pumpkin, this slave can’t stand being sticky. When he was a kid his mom coated him in Vaseline on a hot day, clothed him then made him help paint the fence on the family acreage. The thought was to keep paint off of his skin, the result was a dusty, sticky mess that still sends shivers down his spine.

This slave is often given a days notice of how he will serve Miss North, this information came to him the night before. Honestly frightened, this slave tried to glean some information on his plight by asking if shaving was a good idea, specifically curious about which areas to shave. his chest was the target, however Miss North made it clear that nothing was off the table, removing any sense of relief. 

Having never used a glue gun before this slave plugged it in about 10 minutes before going on cam, not realizing that the gun will simply get hotter and hotter. Spit sizzled on the tip, this slave was absolutely scared at this point. When his mistake was realized Miss North saved him from damaging himself by unplugging and waiting until it was far more reasonable. This slave started on his chest.. drawing a vertical line down his right breast, it hurt quite a bit, then to his great relief it cooled down just like hot wax would. The next target was his soft skinned stomach, this was far more painful, causing him to shout and flinch. Seeing his quick recovery prompted new targets, his dink was next. Shaking.. so afraid to squeeze the trigger this slave watched a dab turn into a drop and then a dollop. Gravity took over and it fell from the tip landing in 3 very distinct, blindingly painful spots. He yelled and doubled over, expressing his pain through an odd mix of laughter and prayer.. the glue was kind enough to spread into his pubic hair, adding pain to the separation event as he resumed a kneeling position. Oh, as an added bonus these were the hottest drops as the gun was plugged in for a few moments beforehand to keep things running. Fitting that the happy mistake in this session caused his useless cock the most pain. His thigh was next, which was more sensitive than his stomach however his body was still reeling from its earlier trauma, this was far less memorable. Miss North asked if this slave wishes to try any other spots, he humbly offered the last sensitive spot that he could think of, his nipple. The glue was cooling at this point.

His chest and his dink bear the marks of this session, he wishes for his body to be a canvas for Miss North to use and hopes that this is just the beginning. 

Batman cup, She was drinking tea from a Batman cup. She is perfect.
What he has learned from this session is that Miss North is evil, a sadistic Queen with creativity and intelligence. This slave will be pushed and pressed, he is merely a string wrapped around Her finger that could easily be broken if it was Her wish. To be the vessel that accepts Her gifts of pain and humiliation is truly an honor, this slave is eternally grateful and so incredibly lucky. 

Thank you Miss North

Yours, now and for as long as You’ll have me,
littlest hobo

Whenever men speak I find Myself rolling My eyes at their comments. I roll My eyes so goddamn hard and so frequently that it’s a wonder they’re able to function otherwise. men are either being ignorant little shits, or they’re spewing disgusting misogynistic trash. Never am I interested in hearing it. What’s worse is that they’re oblivious as to how they come off. 

It would be best if they were left with no means to communicate. Having their fingers cut off and their tongue ripped out. Hell I’d even remove their teeth and lips so that all that’s left is a gaping hole in their face. Which really, is all a man’s mouth really is.

“i have a crazy fetish, extreme even. i hope you can handle it …”

And every time this is followed up with the most basic fetishes.

“Well Miss, i get so hot when i see Women wearing a pair of white socks. i get so horny it’s uncontrollable!”

It’s cool you’re just discovering your fetishes/the community, or think you’re a total sexual deviant. But really it’s not that big of a deal. Read My profile. I make men drink piss, eat shit and vomit. I’m into castration, mutilation, blood and body mods. I think I can handle your ~wild~ sock fetish. Settle down there Jim.

Don’t allow anybody to push on your boundaries. Have them set and made clear. If anybody tries to push you into doing something you’re not comfortable with, forget them. They are not interested in serving you but rather themselves, and they lack the respect that they ought to have for you. Do not allow yourself to be made uncomfortable so that some wank job can get his rocks off. Not worth it!

Always trust your gut instinct. If something feels wrong, or seems too good to be true, chances are that’s the case. You’ll do yourself a huge favor by trusting these instincts. You’re having them for a reason.

ALWAYS get paid before doing ANYTHING, EVER. Never start playing with a boy until he has paid, and you have received that payment. Even if he says he has sent it but you haven’t received it yet, WAIT. Do not begin until that payment has been accepted on your end. If he has purchased items from your wish list wait until you have received them in the mail. It’s very easy for people to purchase items from your list and then cancel the orders later.

When payment is sent accept it immediately! Do not let it sit long enough so that they can cancel it, or in more extreme cases, somebody can access your account and steal it (this does happen!).

When somebody says that they will pay you it does not mean that they will. It’s actually more likely that the majority won’t. he’s promised you his entire pay check? It’s bullshit. He says he’ll give you $1000 if you do this thing for him? Yeah sure. Oh but there’s a catch too! He’ll give it to you, but tomorrow, or on Friday, because he’s still waiting for the the money to come in. Yup, more bullshit! This money doesn’t exist, and if it does you’ll never be the one to see it. He’s trying to get a free session/wank bait with promises he doesn’t intend to fulfill.

NEVER give out any sort of personal banking information. It doesn’t matter how much they’re promising to send you, don’t do it!

Do not give discounts just because a boy feeds you a sob story. Chances are it’s all bullshit anyways, and it’s not your job to care regardless of whether it is or not. They use these sob stories to try to emotionally manipulate you into giving freebies or cheaper rates. Don’t fall for it. 

Do not feel bad about watching the clock during paid sessions, ending the session after the agreed upon time has been reached, or demanding more money if they want more time. If they whine and won’t pay, then that’s the end of it for him, bye! Do not give in to his whining.

Be careful of the payment methods you choose to use. Read every site’s ToS and use the site carefully. Paypal is notorious for being anti-sex work and screwing sex workers over. When using sites like this only use them with trusted long term subs, do not share the email associated with the account on any public sites, and make sure the sub doesn’t leave any notes along with the money.

If a sub sends you a message asking about what you’d do to him, or what “x, y, z” means, what you do with your subs, etc, do not tell him a thing! This is wank baiting. They want for you to explain these things to them so that they can sit there and get off, and without ever paying so much as a dime for it.

There’s another type of “wank baiting” that comes in the form of fantasy sharing. A boy will send a message asking to be blackmailed and providing “personal” details, and beg you to expose him (or to not expose him, depending on which way he wants to play), or send you a message along the lines of, “hey would you tie me to a tree and feed me to mosquitoes for $500?”, etc. Do not bother with these. They’re trying to bait you into free play, or free chit chat involving their fantasy that will get them off.

If somebody sends you a message insulting you, whether it be a sub, female Domme, or male dom, ignore it. Do not waste your time. Delete and block. Most of the time these are people looking to get a rise out of you just for a free wank. On some sites the “Dommes” are actually men posing as such. And in other cases it really is a woman who’s trying to start petty drama with you or run you off. A lot of them may say you’re a man, a fake, a scammer, that you look like a man or “tr*nny”, etc, trying to get you worked up. Pay none of it any mind and focus on what will make you money and get you subs.

Remember that it’s the year 2017 and people can do reverse image searches. Don’t use any photo on your profiles or send one to a sub that can be easily traced back to your other social media, such as Facebook or personal Twitter and Instagram accounts.

Sometimes Facebook will show you in these men’s “people you may know” suggestions. Be careful of that. I’ve seen a guide on how you can avoid this, so if it’s a concern it’s something worth looking for.

Do not complain that you keep getting scammed, can’t find subs, that all you’ve gotten have been shitty subs, etc. Putting negative energy out there will make you less appealing to the subs that are serious about serving. Also do not post that you need money or else your power will be shut off. Find a better way to bring money in (some girls offer discounted clips, photos, and/or sessions). Looking as though your life is an unstable mess will again, make you appear less appealing to serious subs.

It’s okay to be inspired by another Domme’s profile, or really like how she has worded things. You may even want to make your profile in the same way, which is fine … So long as you don’t completely steal it, or copy word for word pieces of her profile. A lot of Dommes put time and effort into making their profiles just right. It’s incredibly rude and offensive to come along and steal something she has worked hard on. And trust Me, nine times out of ten you will get caught and called out. You don’t want that drama on your plate.

These are just some of the basics. There’s so much more to learn though, and if anybody would like to add anything, feel free!

I’ve compiled a list of things the average loser male does on his weekend. Each item on the list comes with a $5 tax. Check off all the items that apply to your typical (or even current) weekend, and send Me the tally. I will add up how much you owe Me for being such a sad pathetic waste of air. 

There are 11 items on the list. Keep in mind this task could cost you an additional $55.

To accept the task contact Me at My email [email protected]

Everybody in the findom community is aware of the term “timewaster”. It’s often used to describe those that waste your time … duh. How do they do this? The Domme spends her time on a boy who ultimately ends up not paying her a cent. Thus, her time is wasted. 

Some boys intentionally try to get as much time as possible from a Domme before they have to do their disappearing act once money is expected. They may ask question upon question, wanking off to every answer you supply them with. They may share fantasies with you, or ask “what would you do to Me Goddess? … And then what? … What would you do to me after that?” and so on. Some will promise money to lure you in, but of course never pay up. There’s a few different “tricks”. There are also boys that are genuinely interested in serving and continue to speak with you, having no intention of wasting your time. They simply can’t afford what the Domme expects, they accept that, and move on. 

The thing is, I never feel that My time is wasted on a boy. I don’t get miffed if a boy can’t pay up. I don’t take to My blog to alert everybody of this god awful “timewaster!” lol. Why? Because I’m the one that determines how My time is spent. If I put time towards a boy and see no money for it, well that’s on Me, now isn’t it? Luckily I’ve been doing this awhile, and I can spot all those tricks right off the bat. So I ignore these messages and … do not waste My time on them! Imagine that. As for boys that are genuinely interested in serving Me and can not pay in the end, that is fine as well. I’d rather take My time getting to know a sub, than demand money two messages in and scare off a potential paying sub. It doesn’t upset Me at all when a boy can’t pay. That’s just how things are sometimes. 

It’s been said before by many Women in the findom community, and I’ll say it once more, nobody can waste your time but yourself. So be smart about who you choose to interact with, and how much time you spend on those that you do deem worth taking a chance on. Money is not guaranteed from every interaction.