#fictional product

From the moment the properties of Amniotic Ballast were realized, there was a rush to export the experience of bathing in the natural Thermal Springs of the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park into the home. The difficulties in such a proposition rested within the additional property of Ballast to begin losing some of it’s potency with removal from the Venterial Environment. While of course possible through a combined strategy of pressurization, heating, concentration and chemical stabilization, such efforts were never cheap or easily portable. As a result, few but the relatively wealthy ever enjoyed the full benefits of Ballast Bathing outside of the Mystery Flesh Pit, which ended up driving more and more visitors to the park as the health and recreational value of Ballast became more widespread.