#first time meeting icebreakers unfriendly version

first time meetings & icebreakers: unfriendly version

sentence starters for conflict and unfriendly icebreakers. 
feel free to change the pronouns/tenses/etc. as you like!
content warnings: swearing, aggression, and conflict

• ❝ get lost! ❞
  
• ❝ out of my way! ❞
  
• ❝ watch where you’re going asshole! ❞
  
• ❝ what are you staring at? ❞
  
• ❝ what the fuck are you looking at?! ❞
  
• ❝ got a problem!? ❞
  
• ❝ keep gawking and there’ll be a problem. ❞
  
• ❝ can i helpyou? ❞
  
• ❝ you’ve got one of those damn faces. ❞
• ❝ you’ve got the kind of face i want to punch. ❞
• ❝ you’re an ugly motherfucker aren’t you?! ❞
• ❝ just spit it out, i don’t have time for idiots. ❞
• ❝ just met you and i’m bored already. ❞
  
• ❝ talk fast. you’re already losing my interest. ❞
  
• ❝ yeah i’m [name]what’s it to you? ❞
  
• ❝ yeah i’m [name]. the hell do you want? ❞
  
• ❝ hey fuckface, are you [name]? ❞
  
• ❝ so you’re [name]? you’re an even bigger jackass in person! ❞
  
• ❝you? this has to be a joke! ❞
  
• ❝ oh no.why the hell did they stick me with you?! ❞
  
• ❝ goddamn it, looks like i’m stuck working with you. ❞
  
• ❝ fine, i guess i’ll work with you. just don’t do anything stupid. ❞
  
• ❝ we just met and i’m embarrassed already. ❞
  
• ❝ how do you get through life being such a fucking moron? ❞
  
• ❝ you looking for a fight? ❞