#first time meeting icebreakers
first time meetings & icebreakers: unfriendly version
sentence starters for conflict and unfriendly icebreakers.
feel free to change the pronouns/tenses/etc. as you like!
content warnings: swearing, aggression, and conflict
- ❝ get lost! ❞
- ❝ out of my way! ❞
- ❝ watch where you’re going asshole! ❞
- ❝ what are you staring at? ❞
- ❝ what the fuck are you looking at?! ❞
- ❝ got a problem!? ❞
- ❝ keep gawking and there’ll be a problem. ❞
- ❝ can i helpyou? ❞
- ❝ you’ve got one of those damn faces. ❞
- ❝ you’ve got the kind of face i want to punch. ❞
- ❝ you’re an ugly motherfucker aren’t you?! ❞
- ❝ just spit it out, i don’t have time for idiots. ❞
- ❝ just met you and i’m bored already. ❞
- ❝ talk fast. you’re already losing my interest. ❞
- ❝ yeah i’m [name]what’s it to you? ❞
- ❝ yeah i’m [name]. the hell do you want? ❞
- ❝ hey fuckface, are you [name]? ❞
- ❝ so you’re [name]? you’re an even bigger jackass in person! ❞
- ❝you? this has to be a joke! ❞
- ❝ oh no.why the hell did they stick me with you?! ❞
- ❝ goddamn it, looks like i’m stuck working with you. ❞
- ❝ fine, i guess i’ll work with you. just don’t do anything stupid. ❞
- ❝ we just met and i’m embarrassed already. ❞
- ❝ how do you get through life being such a fucking moron? ❞
- ❝ you looking for a fight? ❞