Hello. I’m Freddy Fazbear, but you know me for my star role in this blog, Freddy Fazbear. We hope you enjoyed this film, and I am here to assure you that none of the actors were harmed in the making. Right now I’m on the set of my next role in the attraction “Fazbear’s Fright”, and thing’s are going swimmingly! I really like working with Frankie–er, “SpringTrap”. Oh! I’m being called, we hope you enjoyed the series! Best wishes!
The Fazbear four were for the first time nominated–and WON–an Oscar as a group performance. Their careers then spiraled out of control and their final performance was being used as props in the short-lived Fazbear’s Fright attraction.
Freddy continued to take joy in watching the security guard be spooked.
Bonnie and Clyde continued bickering, with Clyde claiming that because they had a “Fine, dangling rod” that they were clearly meant to be male.
Foxy took well to being a head on a wall, and believed himself to be “Tha next best thing, right up thar with tha wall-mounted singing fish”
Chica was sad that she couldn’t cook pizza.
Jack Strings went on to be the bass player in a romance-themed death metal hair band named “No Strings Attached (Except One)”. There next album “I’m Burning With Passion For You”, is expected to release sometime soon.
Boston Market and Balloon Boy retired to a small island, leading a shitty life with a shitty family. They’re very happy.
Mangle wished upon a star and became a real dog, and became the next Air-Bud of movies.
Bonnabelle went on to sing in opera. Poorly.
Freddu became the unofficial king of liquefied garbage. This title was soon after taken by a sentient burlap sack full of bugs. Freddu cried. Forever.
Mike Schmidt and Phone Guy went on to become heterosexual life partners, living in a nice penthouse out in California, where Mike slowly grew old and curmudgeonly and Phone Guy never aged because he’s some kind of weird immortal wizard guy who sold his soul to Fazbear Company for immortality.
Due to scheduling differences, Maddie’s agent ended up cancelling her part in the series early. She had a moderately successful part in the niche career of being a wheelchair model.
Fazbear Frights eventually burned down when the security guard actor guy there realized that a zombie rabbit was trying to eat him and set the whole thing on fire. Seriously, it took him five days to notice?
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And so, our story comes to a close. We’d like to thank all you lovely people out there who decided to follow this dumb little comedy blog, and extend a round of applause to those who have been around since the beginning. We had some rocky starts and stops along the way, but it’s been a grand ride all the same. Thank you to everyone who contributed, whether by drawing art, or participating in streams, for making our jobs all the more worthwhile.
Thank you for the love and support, it’s been fun but unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Let’s all just be happy we could go on this ride together!
The pizzeria was cleared out, the customers having fled the violence. Strings cradled the body of his daughter, as the last sparks of mechanical life left her broken body.
Bonnabelle had only a brief second to look fearfully to her friend, before his fist collided with her fragile plastic face. Falling to the ground from the attack, her guitar fell off of the stage, where children had previously been sitting. Instead, they ran screaming from the stage, where Freddu was smashing in the face of the blue bunny. Wires sparked, and metal cracked under his blows, and slowly, Bonnabelle stopped moving. Boston Market ran from the stage, running to the prize room.
In his hand, Freddu clutched a handful of wires, ripped out of his ‘dearest friend’s’ head. He threw them aside almost casually, before stomping on her torso.
