#for those who are interested

cheap-slaw:

Anyone want an oddly specific list of stobotnik headcanons or-

under the cut:

Agent Stone:

-Fully trained lifeguard and first aid attendant

-Makes Robotnik his coffee over ice during hot days

-Often cooks for them both at work or orders takeout but he is the one feeding Robotnik essentially since this man does not do it himself

-Sneaks vitamins into Robotniks food lol (man does not get out enough and lacks vitamin D)

-Uses one of those dinosaur sandwich cutters for Robotnik’s sandwiches

-Talks to the other agents when necessary but keeps his distance 

-Has a book full of notes on Robotnik

-Most of his job consists of things like answering emails and doing basic book keeping for Robotnik when nothing else is going on

-Previously worked on a team of undercover agents tasked to protect high profile targets before being assigned to Robotnik

-Worked his way through uni as a barista hence his coffee skillzzz

-Stone is his agent name, not his last name

-More likely to watch netflix in his room on a laptop then on a tv

-Incredibly resourceful and great a keeping calm during intense situations 

-Has been kidnapped before on several occasions before working for Robotnik 

-Does actually understand more about Robotnik’s work then he pretends to

Robotnik:

-Sleep is for the weak, only sleeps like 4 hrs

-Knows Stone sneaks vitamins into his food but lets Stone believe its his little secret

-Monitors/keeps tabs on Stone 24/7 through various things such Stone’s watch which Robotnik made and gave Stone the day he decided Stone would be sticking around for more than the 3 days most other agents fail to last

-Said watch reads out Stone’s location and vitals at all times

-Scrolls through Stone’s most recent internet activity when he’s bored

-Related heavily to the movie Lilo and Stitch until Sonic came along 

-Cant swim (his only weakness which he’d rather drown before admitting)

-Used to dye his hair and mustache black and almost killed Stone when he found out