#fortunately so do mine

Gdi, apart from the unfortunate smoking habit, this man is pure husband material. And he’s had a good few decades to kick the smoking, I’m sure it’s fine. He’s just so relentlessly charming! He keeps money in concealed compartments in his cummerbund! At least once per book he describes his outfit with all the care of a teen girl novel protagonist! It usually involves velvet!!! And, unrelated but an excellent bonus, he lives a life surrounded by a surprising numbers of tentacles, I require him to wed me posthaste