#found footage
Experimenting with this guy for an upcoming NFT
You think you’re a wiseguy? You ain’t a wiseguy until you know how to properly play video poker! Don’t be an idiot!
Meet Rupert, the Christmas idiot!
Elderly fitness is MURDER! Lock up your grandma! Rip the weights from her feeble hands! It’s for her own good!
Ho ho ho, Seattle! Frasier Claus is Coming to Town!
Step aside, Jesus! Santa Claus is your god now! Sometimes the things that you can’t see, have zero proof, and are made-up and fake, are the realest things of all!
This holiday season, poison your whole family with microwaved undercooked rubbery meat! Enjoy your radiation addiction!
Retired football player ninjas never stop singing! Keep fighting no matter what!
Forget your troubles with a t-shirt! Grieving the deaths of loved ones? Why not cheer yourself up with a box full of t-shirts? Please just save my failing t-shirt business.
Hop along as this imaginary rabbit stalks puppet kids and drives them insane!
You too can enjoy the greatest baby boomer entertainment around!
No child is safe when Roger Rabbit is around to sacrifice them to the Splash Mountain gods! They ain’t going down this mountain of their own free will!
God wants you to CUM! God already came, it’s time for YOU to cum! Cum quickly! What is this hesitating stuff? That’s demonic! Guess what? CUM!
“Ghost to the Future: The Grime Machine” on DVD NOW!
Get yours here: https://grimyghost.bigcartel.com/
Transform yourself into the fabulous and wondrous “Sandy!”
