#grimy ghost
You think you’re a wiseguy? You ain’t a wiseguy until you know how to properly play video poker! Don’t be an idiot!
Meet Rupert, the Christmas idiot!
Elderly fitness is MURDER! Lock up your grandma! Rip the weights from her feeble hands! It’s for her own good!
Ho ho ho, Seattle! Frasier Claus is Coming to Town!
Step aside, Jesus! Santa Claus is your god now! Sometimes the things that you can’t see, have zero proof, and are made-up and fake, are the realest things of all!
This holiday season, poison your whole family with microwaved undercooked rubbery meat! Enjoy your radiation addiction!
Retired football player ninjas never stop singing! Keep fighting no matter what!
Forget your troubles with a t-shirt! Grieving the deaths of loved ones? Why not cheer yourself up with a box full of t-shirts? Please just save my failing t-shirt business.
Hop along as this imaginary rabbit stalks puppet kids and drives them insane!
Blast off to the new luxury colony on the moon! Escape those nuclear vagrants on Earth and discover your dreams beyond the cosmos!
You too can enjoy the greatest baby boomer entertainment around!
Mourn with the funeral march of the final Disneyland’s Main Street Electrical Parade! (jk it came back later)
The tweens have arrived to teach you the hottest hip hop moves this side of Brentwood! Get funky, rich kids!
You’re in the family now. There’s no escape. You’ll workout all day and all night. Then we drink rat poison.
No child is safe when Roger Rabbit is around to sacrifice them to the Splash Mountain gods! They ain’t going down this mountain of their own free will!
God wants you to CUM! God already came, it’s time for YOU to cum! Cum quickly! What is this hesitating stuff? That’s demonic! Guess what? CUM!
“Ghost to the Future: The Grime Machine” on DVD NOW!
Get yours here: https://grimyghost.bigcartel.com/
Transform yourself into the fabulous and wondrous “Sandy!”
Journey into the future of Epcot today! Unscramble your face or see a crooning milk carton! This is what we came here for!!
