#fourohfourlifenotfound

(Reviewing a problem with a group of peers before a Java test)
Me: —and you know what a constructor is, right?
Three of four peers: *blink, exhausted*
Fourth peer: No, we weren’t taught anything.
Me: *incoherent squeaking* *erases stuff on white board to make room for a new wave of illegible handwriting*

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