#foxxay
coco: misty and cordelia’s wedding will be the wedding of the century!
myrtle: took about that long to happen
cordelia: i want to wake up with you for the rest of my life
misty: i wake up at 6 am
cordelia:…nevermind
Zoe: Misty got into fight with Madison.
Cordelia:
Zoe:
Cordelia: Did Misty win?
Cordelia: Misty, please could you stop playing Stevie for a little while?
Misty:…
Misty: I am mad at you, Delia. I am not giving you any lap dances anymore.
Madison: lap dance???
Zoe:again????
Coco:anymore??
Misty: Delia, I am having a hard time deciding which one would be good fit for our family. Adoption is hard.
Cordelia: Mist, we have been here for an hour. Please pick up a plant already!
Madison: So, basically when someone says something really cool, you say “wig”
Misty: Oh okay
[later]
Cordelia: Dearest, I’ve been meaning to confess you something for the longest time…I think I’m in love with you.
Misty:WIG
Myrtle: Have you told Misty how you feel?
Cordelia: Yes. Many times, in fact. But just not out loud.
misty: i like one and only thing about you
hank: what is that?
misty: your wife
misty: let’s play 21 questions. you start, miss delia!
cordelia: uhh, do you have any pet peeves?
misty: yes, i have an alligator called stevie in the swamp! it’s my turn now, so are you into girls?
Misty: *gets slightly hurt*
Cordelia: *wakes up in the middle of the night, covered in sweat, heavy breathing* something is definitely wrong
Misty: uh, i’m a little chilly
Cordelia: *sets the entire world on fire*
Cordelia: i’m in love with you
Misty, whispering to an alligator: is she flirting with me?
Misty: So, you really fell for me?
Cordelia: Bold of you to assume I only fell for you while I planned our wedding, picked out my wedding dress and scheduled Stevie Nicks for our wedding ceremony already.
Cordelia: you should first identify yourself when you answer the phone misty
Misty: sorry. hello, this’s misty gay speaking
Cordelia: I’ve never had a real friend before
Misty: I can be your friend, Miss Delia
Cordelia:
Cordelia: I’ve also never had a wife
Cordelia: this painting is really beautiful
Cordelia: it really speaks to me
Misty: oh yeah?
Misty, facing the painting: you wanna go buddy? how about you get YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND HUH?
Cordelia: I wrote Misty a letter telling her how I feel
Myrtle: That’s progress, my dear
Cordelia: I tore it up and flushed it.
Myrtle, starts playing that theremin:Ugh
Cordelia: It’s still progress
Madison: Start with a compliment, Swampy. Tell her she looks thin.
Misty, to Cordelia: You seem malnourished.
Myrtle: you can’t protect Misty from everything, my dear
Cordelia: W A T C H M E
Misty, bursts into the room: IT IS MISSING!!
Cordelia: what is missing, Mist?
Misty, stammering: th-the thing! I- I don’t know Delia.
Cordelia, turns around with their baby: what thing, babe?
Misty: Off! Nevermind, you have it
Cordelia:wh-
Cordelia: YOU MEAN OUR DAUGHTER?!
Misty and Cordelia: *hugging and expressing how much they missed each other*
Basically whole fandom: Love is in the air.
Ryan Murphy in writer’s room spraying a can of Febreze to air while pulling his t-shirt over his nose: NOT ANYMORE!
