theyre married okay

Like, idk, Tony does drugs and stuff but he doesn’t even get that shit himself. So, naturally, I imagine he’s a huge weenie. 

Loki in the Grandmaster’s orgy ship two weeks before Thor arrived

also hiccup and astrid really find themselves in the most amorous moods at sunset times don’t they

nitw:

the idea of jon and martin spontaneously kissing before the unknowing makes me go

rainbow-femme:

Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate

Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks

Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things

inkling139:

bad-tma-headcanons:

Everyone who lives in Night Vale is someone who was Ceaseless Watchered by Jon

So does that mean the infamous “Ceasless Watcher I want that twink obliterated,” line was actually Jon smiting Cecil?

ABSOLUTELY

tokumusume:

“Your Highness.” Boya paused. “Qingming didn’t kill Master Hongruo.”

“How can you say that, Master Boya?” The Princess turned to him. Boya avoided her stare. His complexion reddened.

“Because last night… I was with Qingming the whole time.”

All the Masters suppressed a smirk. Longye was the only one who didn’t seem surprised.

“Master Boya is telling the truth, Your Highness. He and Qingming indeed spent the night together…”

Boya’s eyes widened in horror at the realization that someone else knew about their intimate encounter. Longye shrugged.

“You weren’t very discreet about it. I mean, even without my magical bugs I could hear it from across the Department of Celestial Observation…”

timdrakequotes:

‘aw, man… Go ahead and shoot. I’m too tired to care.’

–Tim Drake (Robin #52 – Tribunal)

Damn imagine not being able to get your quadrants filled without having to literally keep someone captive

Mindfang and Dualscar wish they fucked as severely as The Psiioniic they can’t even make into the Dolorosa’s DMs

Marnie from Pure

Kala Dandekar from Sense8