#frog tumblr

i’m willing to bet that this guy hatesmondays

guys i’m graduating today :)

red eyed tree frogs have always been my favorite because they look like they’d be poisonous as fuck, but their main and only defense mechanism other than looking freaky as hell is that they Taste Bad.

pov you piss in his mouth. do you like it?

you bitches like my wizard101 cosplay

look at this stupid motherfucker. gaaaaaah i love this guy.

this mf trippin BALLS lmaoooooo

so fucking angry rn i could just arrrghghhhghhhh

THIS THAT MOTHERFUCKER FROM MEET THE ROBINSONS!!! FUCK YOU GOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this s that motherfucker from night at the museum

women want me fish fear women want fish fear me women fear fish want me women fish want me

me emailing all your sexy ass moms for mother’s day <3

you frog bitches are the sluttiest ones i know that for certain

guys he’s vengeance

i fucjing love weezer

i’m fucking GOT YOU

…. shit

oh yeah, do that cute little smile you fucking prick. i bet everyoooone thinks you’re just SO cute, huh? well you’re not fooling me, asshole, not a chance.

live footage of me Fucking Getting You

he can’t fuckifg read this j is so mean :/

open the door or i’ll throw rocks through your window, you dumb whore

me @ all the gay & depressed twenty-somethings on tumblr:

everyone only cares abt the frogs i post but what about me, huh? anyone wanna ask me about my day???