poisonpeche:

Levi as a Titan Shifter

You look so good with all that power.

itslookingback:

HAPPY MIKE CREW MONDAY

shojoroki:

Ken Wakui pay for my therapy challenge

love that everyone appreciates and recognizes Taika Waititi’s work!!!! :)

hate that no one pronounces his fucking name right :’]

mischief-night:

Interesting Halloween facts

Halloween has had several different names:

-All Hallows eve

-Samhain

-All Hallowtide

-The feast of the dead

-All saints eve

-Mischief Night

The correct spelling of Halloween is actually:Hallow’en

Halloween celebrations date back 2000 years ago: as traditional pagan traditions

The tradition of wearing masks on Halloween: comes from Welsh and Celtic traditions that the dead visit the living on October 31st.

The masks are intended to keep the spirits of the dead from recognizing the living.

In America during the 1800’s: The end of the harvest season was celebrated at the end of October by wearing costumes , eating sweets, and playing jokes on each other .

The tradition of Trick or Treating: In the 1930’s Teenagers playing practical Jokes on Halloween night started to turn ugly and sometimes violent, and a movement was started where , if the homeowner gave the children candy they wouldn’t harm their property, but if they did not give candy they would pull pranks on them. Hence the term ‘Trick or Treat’

In 1964: Helen pfeil of Greenlawn, NY was arrested for handing out Arsenic laced treats as a prank on teens she deemed too old for trick or treating

Bobbing for apples: started with a Roman harvest festival honoring Pamona, the goddess of fruit trees

Jack o’ lanterns: originated in Ireland as hallowed out turnips with candles in them to keep away evil spirits on the Samhain holiday

About 99% of all pumpkins: Are sold as Jack o Lanterns for Halloween

Orange and black: are traditional Halloween colors

Orange:represents the fall harvest

Black: represents the darkness

Black cats: Get a bad rap on Halloween because they were once believed to be a witches subordinates who protected their master’s dark powers.

If you see a spider on Halloween: it’s said to be a loved ones spirit watching over you

Halloween: is said to be the second most commercially successful holiday, Christmas is number 1

Yes yes but please dont use Samhain if you don’t celebrate it, much thanks!!

Any other of my midlife Gen-X friends noticing:

a marked increase in face skin sag that oils and lotions just can’t seem to improve - that started last Wednesday?

avoidance of chewing on one side because holy shit that tooth is gonna blow and are dentists even open anymore?

an abundance of old white men who want you to shake their hand because “that’s what we do in business” even though “we’re” the demographic that dies hahahahahaha fuckers? Dumb motherfuckers, bye?

fuck those guys.

whiskey in the cabinet again?

text threads with people you were so totally done with last month?

Jesus Christ, The Baker, really? 

fuck that guy, too.

fantasizing about getting that situational anxiety prescription to Xanax renewed but also quiet, dark relief that you never threw away the 23 caps from 6 years ago when your husband who thinks this is all happening because the gov wants to crash the banks and make us all convert to cryptocurrency decided he didn’t want to be married to you anymore?

thinking things work out in the strangest ways?

no? 

just me?

ok. 

This is fucked. This is fucked. This is fucked. I can’t taste coffee or toothpaste. I can’t smell nail polish remover. I took a shower and I know this is gross but I put soap on my tongue. Nothing. Not dulled down, like when you have a cold. Nothing at all. I got the physical sensations, like the fumes from the polish remover tingle in my nose. And coffee feels weird and kinda puckery. And spicy things sting. I can feel texture and, like, chemical reactions. But there’s nothing else.

deathbyfeelsattack:

fozzie:

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

My entire being just flinched at those first two words

I quit my job MONTHS ago but they still somehow manage to piss me off.

buglite:

i miss technoblade

my current mood