#what is even happening

the biggest plot twist of this years eurovision is the united kingdom actually getting points

Any other of my midlife Gen-X friends noticing:

a marked increase in face skin sag that oils and lotions just can’t seem to improve - that started last Wednesday?

avoidance of chewing on one side because holy shit that tooth is gonna blow and are dentists even open anymore?

an abundance of old white men who want you to shake their hand because “that’s what we do in business” even though “we’re” the demographic that dies hahahahahaha fuckers? Dumb motherfuckers, bye?

fuck those guys.

whiskey in the cabinet again?

text threads with people you were so totally done with last month?

Jesus Christ, The Baker, really? 

fuck that guy, too.

fantasizing about getting that situational anxiety prescription to Xanax renewed but also quiet, dark relief that you never threw away the 23 caps from 6 years ago when your husband who thinks this is all happening because the gov wants to crash the banks and make us all convert to cryptocurrency decided he didn’t want to be married to you anymore?

thinking things work out in the strangest ways?

no? 

just me?

ok. 

Hey fellas!

I’m basically a zombie that occasionally coughs out content as is, but figured with all the tumblr silliness I ought to offer an alternative. 

>> https://twitter.com/PailKnight <<

I love this hell site and don’t plan on leaving, but options never hurt.

At the moment, the twitter is more-so OC and personal art. Depending on how things go I may eventually make a fanart account like I did here. 

When you are a cocky lil shit and she turnes it around and makes you speechless…

Does anybody know what’s up with the notes on tumblr? It’s saying I have 4 notes on my bearded vulture post, but when you click on it it goes back to 114…

Check yoself tumblr.

EDIT: Actually quite a few of my posts are doing it. Welp.

EDIT 2 (EDIT HARDER): Tumblr support have been very helpful and informed me that they are fixing the issue. GO TEAM.