just-shower-thoughts:

2030 is as far away as 2006 is.

communistkenobi:

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dangerouslygay:

Bitcoin

Is it just us getting these fucking bitcoin spam messages? Literally had 5 in the last few hours, of course opened one to see what it was but now it won’t stop.. did I open a virus fuck sake

dear college board

i don’t give a shit if i said i’d keep a privacy policy you guys need to learn how to fucking spell my name

Fuck off forever kiddo.✨

if you wanna be that petty bitch and not hear what i have to say directly from me, but choose to listen to what others say instead, i will be that petty bitch and make a million vague yet specific posts about how you fucked up and how you are O U T

trust me, you can’t “break me”. i don’t belong to you, i don’t want to know what you’d do to me because i literally don’t care. there isn’t a single thing you could do to me that i would enjoy because you’re not - my - husband. your small, insignificant, horny thoughts mean nothing to me, especially if you direct them at me. find peace in knowing that you, a complete stranger online, won’t say anything that will impress me sexually. i’ve heard it all, i’ve seen it all, and i do what i want and enjoy with the only person that truly knows me inside and out. go eat ass.

just the sort of email i wanted to receive from my old job on a sunday evening

felt like it. Fuck you