sophiasotherdaughter:

marvel-lous-things:

the taikaficiation of Thor

bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky:

new meme format just dropped

tolerateit:

the tumblr holiday checklist aka the only thing that gets me through the year:

• ides of march ✅
• oscars ✅
• april fool’s day ✅
• neil banging out the tunes ✅
• the perfect date (april 25th)
• it’s gonna be may
• met gala
• star wars day
• dashcon
• dancing pumpkin day
• mean girls day
• the skeleton war
• november 5th
• please it’s christmas (it’s december 10th)

marlynnofmany:

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

deanwinchesterapologist:

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

starsailores:

me, coming up with a concept for a fic: ooh fuck yeah! everything’s going to fit together perfectly and it’s gonna be great!

me, realising that i have to plot it and actually put time and work into it, and that i can’t just make the fic spawn from nothing: fuck.

writeouswriter:

Look, if I introduced a WIP on here excitedly and then promptly never mentioned it again, it doesn’t mean I’m not working on it, it means I’m slowly rotating it in my mind like a rotisserie chicken and then went out to the grocery store to buy several other rotisserie chickens while I wait for it to cook and then slowly started rotating those rotisserie chickens and repeat

spook-spectre-ghost:

skyblep:

every single translator: get his ass

thebibliosphere:

Slow burn? No, no. You misunderstand. I write crockpot romance.

We’re not done mutually pining until everything’s good and tender and everyone’s ravenous.

straightedgesavior434:

Truly grateful Morbius came out in 2022 because 10 years ago, “evil vampire Matt Smith” would’ve made this site unusable

guooey:

guooey:

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

Actually you are so right…….

no-psi-nan:

I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

futureevilscientist:

talon24:

memewhore:

This sheds a startling amount of insight into how pictograms used by ancient cultures probably represented something completely obvious and unambiguous to the people who used them

gattarootie:

lilacandladybugs:

i think tumblr is the only website where the users have to employ the scientific method to figure out how it works

professional-chaotic-dumbass:

popsun:

popsun:

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

northwesternstreet:

russell t davies is so funny. the man binge watched some netflix originals and then went to cardiff with a MISSION

reaumantic:

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

woulddieforloki:

anyways the What If…? season two finale should be like the season 1 finale where the Watcher has to get together another group of super people except this time the group includes Steve Rogers, Stephen Strange, and Steven Grant, and it’s a running gag that they all share basically the same name and they get confused constantly