*Note:they are ALL friends (the “exes to friends” connection is there to specifically indicate that folks were previous romantically and sexually involved for a time) and holidays are always a whole-group affair hosted at Statler and Waldorf’s sprawling property. Every holiday, every year, it ends in an explosive fight between Janice and Ms Piggy and someone catches Beaker and Animal making out in the coat closet. Gonzo is everyone’s weed dealer.
