#funny jokes

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Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

…why?

They’re always surrounded by drafts!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh god.

How many?

Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

What do writers have for breakfast?

Coffee?

Synonym buns!

Where do all the struggling writers live?

How are you coming up with all these?

Where?

Writer’s Block!

What do writers suffer from each spring?

(I’ve heard a lot of them over the years.)

Allergies. Next question.

you were close; A case of allegories

Why are writers always in great shape?

Circular prose

Nope! It’s because we’re always running out of ideas!

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

I did not

His life had it’s prose and cons…

Why is editing a better job than writing?

It’s more rewording?

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(