paraparaspectre:

Medic: Its locked, does anyone have a card?

Spy: *hands him his credit card*

Medic, pocketing it: Danke. Heavy, kick down the door.

fightostudy:

Make sure you stay hydrated throughout the day bc you’re gonna cry a lot

Pluto in 1st house culture is constantly wanting to shave your head and eyebrows at 3 am for no reason.

Just gotten rejected by my long time crush, how bout y'all?

If my chart looks troubling and confusing to anyone, it’s because it is. It’s like I’m an intensely sad attention whore that everyone calls funny but really I’m just blunt

“Leon S Kennedy’s hairdresser is an absolute legend and deserves a knighthood “

i’ll never unsee leon’s thong now

Oh dear god i just saw a pc mod of Leon S Kennedy in a rpd thong,now i can’t unsee it.Please wash my eyes out

yllcm:

if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this

insomniac-arrest:

there’s a lot of intersection between SU and She-Ra: sensitive boys, lesbians, crying people, girls holding swords, transforming into giant ladies, a deadpan blue watery character

here is a brief graph on how to tell the difference between the shows:

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