Barbie’s longtime boyfriend is Gay? Some of her fans seem to think so.
The duo began dating in 1961. Obsessed with fashion, the two have had difficulty holding down jobs to pay for their extravagant life styles. Both have upwards of 50 different jobs in their resumes.
Over the years, Ken has adopted a number of different looks and hairstyles. But one thing is constant - he likes to show off his abs.
While there have been rumors that Ken has been unable to satisfy Barbie, the release of “Magic Earring Ken” in 1993 seemed to reveal the reason. Ken was dressed for a night at a WEHO gay disco - wearing a see-thru shirt, exposing his six-pack; a lavender open vest; and frosted blond hair. And most suspicious of all, his necklace looked like a “cock ring” on a chain.
A few years later, Ken announced he had become a “Sugar Daddy”, suitably attired for an elegant afternoon on Palm Beach. Although he said the title was a result of him buying a miniature pet dog named Sugar, many suspect there is a Sugar Baby out there some where.
Ken also has several gay friends, including out lesbian Pussy Galore; closeted actor Rock Hudson, and astronaut Sally Ride.
ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)
basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough
SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all
this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll
OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART
SO
MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT
Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY. (And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)
AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD. LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.
Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride.
I remember when this came out. Now, granted, I was living in the San Francisco bay area at the time, but I was also twelve, and even as a twelve year old I said to myself, “Wow, that’s a real gay Ken they’ve got going on there.”
I thought it was nice that they had a Gay Ken, to be honest, in the same earnest way that, ten years later, I would think “Gosh, JK Rowling, good on yer making Harry’s godfather gay.”
(Though I should point out, Earring Magic Barbie was a whole line of dolls, there was indeed a corresponding Barbie – I recall this because at the time I ALSO thought “What an awkward way to shoehorn Ken into the Earring Magic line.”)
