#gender goals confuse evil witches

things that keep me up at night:

if my parents had made a deal with an evil witch to give up their “firstborn son,” would the witch come after me or my baby brother?

because like, yes i’m a son and yes i’m the firstborn, but i’m also afab and haven’t changed the gender marker on my birth certificate yet. is the witch going to believe our government-issued IDs or are they going to magically detect our gender identities instead? is the witch transphobic???