#gentlemen bastards
Sabetha: I came out to attack people, and honestly, I’m having such a good time right now
Archon: *has been captured by Locke and Jean*
Archon: You can’t just keep me here! Don’t you know who I am?
Locke: Jean, help! He can’t even remember his own name!
Sabetha: We can’t tell anyone about this.
Locke: I told Jean.
Jean: And I just told the Sanzas.
The Sanzas: …and we told many, many people.
Locke: Live each day as if it were your last, ‘cause I’m gonna kill you but I’m not super good with schedules.
Locke: And how do you think you’re going to stop me?
Jean: I’ll tell Sabetha
Locke:
Locke: You sick bastard
Guard: You’re under arrest!
Locke: You’re new here, aren’t you?
Locke: You consider me a friend?
Jean: What else would I consider you?
Locke: I don’t know, an embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
Sabetha: What are you, five?
Jean: Yeah, five heads taller than you
Sabetha:
Jean:
Sabetha:
Jean: Please don’t kill me
Locke: The gods released me into the wild and now they’re hunting me for sport.
Jean: He may seem like an asshole, but deep down, Locke is a good person
Locke: And deep down, I’m an even bigger asshole
Jean: I don’t have a crush on Ezri, she’s just someone I like staring at and when she’s not here, it ruins my day.
Lorenzo: You’ll pay for this
Locke: I’m getting paid for this
Father Chains: You know, you make a lot of people around here nervous
Locke: Oh, yeah? That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch-ass white boys.
Father Chains: I hate to break it to you, but you are a bitch-ass white boy
Calo: I want to argue with Sabetha but I’m too young to die.
Locke: I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work! Every time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail — boom — I had a different problem.
Galdo: He makes a strong case
Father Chains: Sabetha is at that special age for a girl when she can only think about one thing
Don Maranzalla: Boys?
Sabetha: Homicide
Jean: The thicker your thighs are, the more kittens can fit on your lap
Locke: If I die, donate all my organs to those in need. Except my middle finger, give that to the Bondsmagi.
Jean, after reuniting with Sabetha in Karthain: You said you didn’t want to know anything about Locke anymore
Sabetha: I know what I said
Jean: Good
Sabetha: Good
Sabetha:
Sabetha: So is he still single or