#get blown with your teammates

He’s thinking “I’m trying to look interested, but all I really wanna do it go upstairs and get my dick sucked.  Which is exactly what the captain did one he extricated himself from his drunk teammate.

The great thing about having a room at the hotel during a rugby awards dinner is that there’s never a shortage or horny straight guys in need of getting their rocks off.  The later it gets, the more more they drink and the hornier they get. And the hornier the get, the greater the chance that some of the guys will stop by the room, unzip and unload. 

And if at the end of the night it looks like they’re not gonna get any, then a few of the lads will stop by and take turns using my mouth to relieve themselves of their beer laced loads. I think word got out amongst the team after the Captain came by, as that’s exactly what happened at the end of the night; three at once, followed by two more, and lastly the married daddy coach, who was the most in need of them all.  

I know where I’ll be this year.