#drunk and horny

You’d better be here to suck my dick!

Well it was2:00am, everyone else had gone to bed, and he was on his last beer and final cigar.  Of courseI was there to suck his dick!  What else could a stud like this possibly need before bed?  So I got on my knees, unzipped his shorts, and gave him the perfect ending to a lazy Sunday evening.

By the time he had finished his cigar, he’d deposited two beer-laced loads down my throat, telling me to “swallow it” each time as he unloaded.  After I’d finished swallowing his second load, he said “man, I’m done”, downed his beer, got up, zipped up, and went to bed. 

He never made eye contact with me the next morning.  Oh well.

“Do you think they’ll notice if we slipped away during the speeches and went and got out dicks sucked?”

Apparently nobody did, as they snuck up to my room, unzipped, and took turns unloading in my mouth, recycling their beer-laced loads. 

Word must have gotten around, as throughout the evening, the rest of the team came up, two or three at a time, to get their knobs polished. 

Drunk, horny, rugby boys at a boring awards dinner are the best!

(I’ve already booked my room for year’s event.)

First one to finish gets to cum in my mouth and have his load swallowed. 

And we have a winner!

(I love rugby boys)

What happens in Vegas … usually ends up on here. Like the time these two studs puffed away on their balcony while I sucked out their alcohol laced loads. 

Straight, drunk, and horny. What more do you need? 

He’s thinking “I’m trying to look interested, but all I really wanna do it go upstairs and get my dick sucked.  Which is exactly what the captain did one he extricated himself from his drunk teammate.

The great thing about having a room at the hotel during a rugby awards dinner is that there’s never a shortage or horny straight guys in need of getting their rocks off.  The later it gets, the more more they drink and the hornier they get. And the hornier the get, the greater the chance that some of the guys will stop by the room, unzip and unload. 

And if at the end of the night it looks like they’re not gonna get any, then a few of the lads will stop by and take turns using my mouth to relieve themselves of their beer laced loads. I think word got out amongst the team after the Captain came by, as that’s exactly what happened at the end of the night; three at once, followed by two more, and lastly the married daddy coach, who was the most in need of them all.  

I know where I’ll be this year.