I gave Reaction Junkie a great gift this Christmas. Me.
It’s something he already owns, but it is his favorite possession, so I figured he wouldn’t mind if I gave it to him again.
I give him my body, my mind, and my heart. I offer him my submission. I cede power and control to him. I entrust him with the right to make decisions for and about me. I relinquish my past, present, and future to him. I give him my love.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, sir. I hope you like your present.