#glitch parker
I’d like to thank my mutuals for introducing me to MindBlind by @mindblindbard. It’s definitely been one of my favourite WIP IF’s to date and I can’t wait for when it’s finished!
I’VE FINALLY MADE A PROFILE FOR MY BUTTON AND I’M JUST SO HAPPY
Everyone meet Larten Dahlia Wiseman, asshole sister extraordinaire and Aeon’s very own security risk!
MORE CHARACTER DETAILS
- Sign: Scorpio
- Myers-Briggs Personality Type: INTJ (The architect)
- Languages: English - French - Pig Latin
- Religion: Agnostic
- Expletive of Choice: “Son of a hamster”
- Favorite Food: Cookies of course! However, is willing to sell her soul for anything spicy. Nick’s sriracha cake was heaven for her.
- Favorite Drink: Loves nothing more than an in ice cold glass of water. She’s a moderator on r/HydroHomies.
- Style: Wears black for the simplicity of it and likes how jarring the colour makes her look when paired with her physical traits.
- Music: Listens to classical music most of the time but also likes Musical Soundtracks. Was definitely a theatre kid.
- Movies: HEIST FILMS are her bread and butter. The Ocean’s Franchise is her jam and would gladly marry Cate Blanchette for free
- Dogs or Cats: Ten’s most definitely a cat person. She plans on becoming a crazy cat lady if things don’t work out with Gray.
- TV Shows: She mostly watches true-crime documentaries. It’s a hobby her and Hope both share.
- Coping Mechanism: Works out a lot because it makes her zone out. She likes the ache in her muscles.
- Grudge on Gray: Let’s just say Larten doesn’t forget and definitely doesn’t forgive.
- What she loves most about Gray: The man sings Hakuna Matata, what’s not to love?
- Quotes: “I’m beauty, I’m grace, and I’ll punch you in the face if you tick me off.”
- 10 for Ten:
- Can’t drive for shit. She’s failed her license exam not once, not thrice, but two times.
- Only ethical because she doesn’t like upsetting the people she cares for. She becomes more expedient when working alone.
- Answers phone calls from unknown numbers with a Russian accent and “McDonald’s, may I take your order please?”
- Already tall but wants to be even taller. Think Gumby
- Once hijacked a golf cart when she was younger and will never regret it.
- Nick and her battle for dominance every Halloween when it comes to their costumes. She once went as a Victoria’s Secret Model. Game. Set. Match
- Is currently learning to speak Latin backwards just to fuck with people.
- Has a cook-off with Nick every summer for the annual Wiseman-Alavidze BBQ! Gray insists on being the judge because food. Nick and her are currently tied 2-2.
- Loves classic cars even if she can’t drive and nearly proposed to Kent when she saw his ride.
- Puns and bad jokes are not the only things she has in common with Rosy, both of them also have great butts.
* A convo she had with Sally during her short-lived crush on Ambrose Kim*
Larten: Kim’s hot.
Sally: Kim’s a teacher!
Larten:A hot teacher with an ass made for Lee Jeans
Glitch: *falls off chair from laughter”
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Testing out a new art style with some of my favorite characters from Mind Blind by @mindblindbard. It’s anawesome interactive fiction game which you should definitely read. :)
MeetNaliyah&NicholasWiseman,Glitch Parker, and SallyAlavidze!
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