#god i wish that were me

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ashstfu:

(literature girl fall) we’re back to finishing a book in two days

plumpandplumper:

just want to get wine drunk in a pretty dress until I can feel it all sloshing around when I move… then to settle it, a huge meal. I want my belly to be completely round against my dress, as I keep forcing more and more food in, until the combination of wine and food renders me unable to even stand up

cileekk:

kamoi:

thewellofastarael:

riteofsugawara:

dutchster:

xxbaconisthekeyxx:

tchaikovskify:

ghcst-king:

tchaikovskify:

me : * gets high on classical music *

how do you get high on classical music

…… i kinda wanna hear what they are playing

Of course Dudamel is conducting.

so that’s what the mambo from west side story sounds like when it’s played by more than seven high school instrumentalists

mother-entropy:

buckley-doe:

Me when Bingus (via)

local goblin infestation makes it equal parts difficult and delightful for area woman to make her bed.

onlyfats723:

Imagine having the privelage of rubbing Foxy Roxys incredibly huge obese belly while she stuffs her face with ice cream

girlfriedchicken:

lying on top of big soft girlfriend >>>>>

ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:

Losing my fucking mind over here

Huh

This Gif lives in my head rent free

telltaletypist:

mysharona1987:

What?!

this is so funny to me it literally never occurred to me that british people wouldn’t know who oprah is

pokemon-personalities:

this is all i want

sadmathbook:

futagnarly:

wheres tht 4chan screenshot of the puppygirl who got to quit her job n be her partners pet full time.. i hope the ceiling fan falls on both of them