#god me

dagatesofheaven:

help ! i was vulnerable and i can’t take it back !!

flowercrownbi:

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

imeverywoman420:

Girls that wait until the hype dies down around a piece of media before consuming it >>>> love being years late to pop culture trends.

magimagali:

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

neonbuck:

person who streams art but does exaggerated reactions like they’re a gamer. re-doing a line 15 times and just screaming louder and louder with each brush stroke

kaquiche:

a big fuckin mood I found on twitter

bisexualreynoldstwins:

me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck

mysharona1987:

By Tom Gauld.

biblewaterzzz:

astraldemise:

charaah:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

like im aware that watching horror stuff at like 3am is going to make me think that slenderman is in my kitchen but also im a dumb bitch who sees scary video thinks yay i love scary video :) and immediately watches it

Fascinated by what the draws you people to horror content

i like when theres some kind of creature or perhaps a guy

kamoi:

lihiliv:

me when i get tagged by mutuals: oh my GOD my friend noticed me,, omg my bestie in the world wide web, my beautiful wonderful amazing fren whom i cherish dearly, JUST NOTICED ME,, I AM ABOUT TO C O M B U S T

me when tagging mutuals: oh no… i hope im not annoying you.. or anything.. if you want I’ll never tag you again.. only if you want tho.. if you don’t want to be tagged then that’s okay.. i love you.. pls don’t hate me,,,

dreamquackity:

one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes ‘is that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/‘ and then you go ‘it’s a fake one to make our life more organized ’ and then the task doesn’t get done

gothteddies:

also im so sorry for anyone that ever compliments me on here, I know I very stale with the same “I’m glad you like …!” “I’m happy you like …!” over and over again I’m just really bad at taking compliments I promise I’m not icing over at you. I promise I reread them and think about them at night giddily kicking my feet in the air like a lovesick teenager

clawfootboy:

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

mischiefinyoureyes:

osoppi:

dafunk:

comeonfeeltheillinois:

wallace and gromit

im gonna vomit

i got a glock with your name on it

pacific rim, on blu-ray 

i might suck dick but im not gay

scope-dogg:

kirboob:

This post makes me sad every time I see it. He keeps running towards the unsucked cock but he will never reach it