i got an among us plushie at the mall and it had like, new plushie from the mall stink on it and i literally went “i just gotta sleep with it in my bed a lot so it smells like me” and then realized Oh that is in fact Dog Behavior
Whenever I walk into a place with the “no dogs allowed” sign at the entrance, I feel like an undercover spy. I’m like “Ha! They don’t know I’m actually a dog, who just looks like a human!”
next time my friend and i hang out we’re gonna play frisbee!! i’m gonna do dog type behavior and it’s gonna be GREAT he’s gonna throw it and i’m gonna GET IT